Return for Revenge

Heeeeeeeeeeee's Backkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

With a mere 4 games left in the regular season two ex-patriots have made their returns to the team. Roosevelt Colvin and Junior Seau, both out of football for the entire year, suited up for the Pats on sunday vs. the Seahawks in what would prove to be a very important win for New England. Seau, who said that saturday was the first time he put on cleats since the superbowl loss, played a big part of the game especially when LB Teddy Bruschi went down with what looked to be a severe injury. As for the game it was anything but a gimme. Seattle, coming in at 2-10, put up a hell of a fight and gave everything they had. In fact, New England never even had a lead in the game until 57 minutes into the game. It was an epic struggle to the end but Matt Cassel was able to use Wes Welker very effectively to get his team back into the game. Welker had 13 catches and was easily the MVP of the game. Belichick seemed pleased that his injuried team was able to get the Win. Bill will attempt to lead his team to a second consecutive victory on sunday vs. the lowly Raiders and propel his team into the top spot in the AFC East.

The Epic Struggle in New England

Last Sunday was a tough day for the fans in New England. After watching Matty Cassel throw for conseutive 400 yard games there was a new attitude built up in New England. "Maybe we can acutally do this. Matt Cassel can lead us to victory!" And it only took a miserable 3 hours to reverse the whole attitude. PIT @ NE was supposed to be a matchup of AFC heavyweights. It was anything but that. The Steelers came out firing on all cyclinders scoring 33 points as opposed to 10 by the Patriots. They beat the Pats in every facet of the game including offense, defense, special teams, and penalties. All the hope that was created in New England took a crushing blow as Matt Cassel repeatedly fumbled the ball away and into the greedy hands of the Steelers defenders. It was an awful day/night in New England. Luckily in the National Football League you can fix everything with a win the next week and we all know that Bill will make that possible.

In Bill We Trust..

At 6-4 the New England Patriots are tied for the lead in the AFC wildcard race. This is a truly amazing feat if you look what has happened to them this year. Rodney Harrison, Tom Brady, Adalius Thomas, Laurence Maroney are GONE. Sammy Morris, LaMont Jordan, Mike Vrabel, are battling injuries. And yet here we stand at 6-4 our hearts full of life and hope. We can thank Bill for this. Bill Belichick has taken a team decimated with injuries and put us in a position to make the playoffs. We've lost our starting RB, QB, SS, and best LB and here we stand in a playoff position. If Patriots fans cannot see how Bill has created a perfect system of interchange parts ( TY Eli Whitney) where he can stick in an NFL average player into a superstars role and still create a winning result, then they do not understand the concept of winning football games. It's truly remarkable how Bill can take mediorce players and turn them into superstars. We're witnessing a miracle in Foxboro, inspiried by Bill Belichick.

Matt Cassel: Bill's latest creation

On a chilly thursday night in Foxboro the New York Jets defeated the New England Patriots 34-31 in OT. But there is one image that stands out in the minds of Patriots fans throughout New England, and that image would be the celebration of Matt Cassel. Let's just put this season into perspective. You got 7 minutes and 42 seconds of Tom Brady for the season before he tore his ACL. 7 minutes and 42 seconds. New england was supposed to be screwed. Their backup QB was Matt Cassel who hadn't started a game since HIGH SCHOOL. Matt Fucking Cassel was taking over the Patriots and it seemed like we were screwed. WRONG. Matt Cassel rises from the ashes. Last night Matt Cassel threw for 400 yard, 3 Tds, no INTs and was the Patriots leading rusher with 62 yards. Offensive player of the week stats. Matt Cassel is here and Bill Belichick has found yet antoher gem. The king has delivered again.

Bill: The football Genius

Some say that football is just a silly game played by grown men... they are wrong

Football is more than just a game, it is a lifestyle. Within this community there exists classes, much like real society. Bill Belichick is KING. He's the ultimate monarch. This man exemplifies all that is good about competetion and strategy. Belichick is a gamer, he won't ever give up. He coachs his team for the full 60 minutes without faltering. He doesn't care if he's running up the score against the other team. They are god damn grown men a team shouldn't have to put in their backups because of "respect". As shown in the historic 2007 season ( go to hell Eli ) Bill Belichick plays the game the right way, the only way, to win. Never giving up a down is part of Bill's plan. He doesn't care if he's blowing the other team out he will continue to pile up the points. He is no pussy. Bill Belichick is man, the man, never to be doubted. ALL HAIL YOUR KING BELICHICK

Tuesday November 4th

9:02 am : Wake up cursing Jabar Gaffney
9:03: Roll out of bed and slip on magizine opened to picture of Tom Brady
9:08: Open closet; select ripped gray sweatshirt
9:12: Grab a bowl of Wheaties ( picture of Brady on front )
9:30: Grabs whip; practices a few times imagining that he is beating David Thomas
9:58: Gives wife and kids short, cold hug forcing a fake smile
10:11: Calls Tom to check up on his his night went
10:23: On way to work spots Mangini in a red sports car and gives him the finger
10:49: Sees Matt Cassel; eyes light up as he asks Matt if he's talked to Tom lately
11:14: Realizes he left Colts offensive play signal tape in his office ; stashes them in his desk
11:38: Prank calls Roger Goodell
11:58: Creates dartboard of David Thomas's face
12:32: Skips lunch so he can cut the sleeves off of more sweatshirts
12:50: Plays a few games of Madden '09; continually throws deep bombs to Gaffney
1:14: Grabs some candy corn in office; takes a quick nap
2:39: Listens to WEEI and becomes irriated that the Big O critizes his time out on 4th down
3:21: Calls Josh Mcdaniel in to bring in tapes of Tom Brady in '07 form
4:40: Receives phone call from League office informing him that he has been fined for his sweatshirt; tells Goodell to suck it and hangs up
5:21: Meditates by Tom Brady's locker in hopes of divine inspiration
6:00: Slits Gaffney's tires; laughing
6:02: Speeds off into the night