9:02 am : Wake up cursing Jabar Gaffney
9:03: Roll out of bed and slip on magizine opened to picture of Tom Brady
9:08: Open closet; select ripped gray sweatshirt
9:12: Grab a bowl of Wheaties ( picture of Brady on front )
9:30: Grabs whip; practices a few times imagining that he is beating David Thomas
9:58: Gives wife and kids short, cold hug forcing a fake smile
10:11: Calls Tom to check up on his his night went
10:23: On way to work spots Mangini in a red sports car and gives him the finger
10:49: Sees Matt Cassel; eyes light up as he asks Matt if he's talked to Tom lately
11:14: Realizes he left Colts offensive play signal tape in his office ; stashes them in his desk
11:38: Prank calls Roger Goodell
11:58: Creates dartboard of David Thomas's face
12:32: Skips lunch so he can cut the sleeves off of more sweatshirts
12:50: Plays a few games of Madden '09; continually throws deep bombs to Gaffney
1:14: Grabs some candy corn in office; takes a quick nap
2:39: Listens to WEEI and becomes irriated that the Big O critizes his time out on 4th down
3:21: Calls Josh Mcdaniel in to bring in tapes of Tom Brady in '07 form
4:40: Receives phone call from League office informing him that he has been fined for his sweatshirt; tells Goodell to suck it and hangs up
5:21: Meditates by Tom Brady's locker in hopes of divine inspiration
6:00: Slits Gaffney's tires; laughing
6:02: Speeds off into the night
9:03: Roll out of bed and slip on magizine opened to picture of Tom Brady
9:08: Open closet; select ripped gray sweatshirt
9:12: Grab a bowl of Wheaties ( picture of Brady on front )
9:30: Grabs whip; practices a few times imagining that he is beating David Thomas
9:58: Gives wife and kids short, cold hug forcing a fake smile
10:11: Calls Tom to check up on his his night went
10:23: On way to work spots Mangini in a red sports car and gives him the finger
10:49: Sees Matt Cassel; eyes light up as he asks Matt if he's talked to Tom lately
11:14: Realizes he left Colts offensive play signal tape in his office ; stashes them in his desk
11:38: Prank calls Roger Goodell
11:58: Creates dartboard of David Thomas's face
12:32: Skips lunch so he can cut the sleeves off of more sweatshirts
12:50: Plays a few games of Madden '09; continually throws deep bombs to Gaffney
1:14: Grabs some candy corn in office; takes a quick nap
2:39: Listens to WEEI and becomes irriated that the Big O critizes his time out on 4th down
3:21: Calls Josh Mcdaniel in to bring in tapes of Tom Brady in '07 form
4:40: Receives phone call from League office informing him that he has been fined for his sweatshirt; tells Goodell to suck it and hangs up
5:21: Meditates by Tom Brady's locker in hopes of divine inspiration
6:00: Slits Gaffney's tires; laughing
6:02: Speeds off into the night
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